Who or What is an Evan Oberg?

“1/19/2012” – Tampa Bay Lightning recall D Evan Oberg from Norfolk of the American Hockey League”

To most it was hardly a transaction of much notice.  Most likely it appeared on the page in the sports section that is crammed with scores from high school basketball games and the leader board from the first round of the PGA’s Humana Challenge. To Lightning fans, however, it was another link in the chain that is the legend of Evan Oberg.

Who is Evan Oberg?  If the Lightning are to be believed he is a 23-year old defenseman who stands 6’ and weighs 191lbs.  He was supposedly acquired on December 5^th that sent fan favorite Jimmy Wright to the Florida Panthers.  Allegedly, he’s played in 13 games with Tampa’s minor league affiliate in Norfolk.  According to the Admiral’s records this Evan Oberg person has played in 13 games and scored 2 goals.

Since the 5^th of December his name has appeared on the transaction page 11 times.  That’s right, in a little over a month this Oberg character has been recalled 6 times for the Lightning. By my records he’s spent 19 days on the Lightning roster.  If my calculations are correct he’s traveled more than 8,000 miles back and forth from Norfolk on these recalls.  I imagine, if he exists, that he has a ready bag packed in his apartment and has his own express security line at the Norfolk International Airport.

The only known photo of "Evan Oberg". Couldn't that just be Dana Tyrell is a different jersey? Hard to tell. - Original photo by Bruce Bennet/Getty Images. Crappy blur effect done in paint.net

For all of that trouble he’s seen exactly zero minutes of ice time with the big club.  And that makes me wonder if he even exists. Could he be hockey's Sidd Finch? His name is an anagram for "Never A Bog".  What is a bog? Is it short for "Being on Gameday"?  What does it all mean? Of course, I wouldn’t put it past Steve Yzerman to have created a false identity for roster purposes.  I’m not sure what advantage this would give him, but then again I’m not as smart as he is.   I’m sure it’s part of some master plan.

Why has poor Mr. Oberg been subjected to such a rigorous schedule? Nagging injuries.  Not to him, although I’m sure he suffers from the minor aches and cricks in the neck that all business travelers suffer from, but to various members of the Lightning’s blue line.  The latest victim to require Oberg’s back up services – Marc Andre Bergeron who is dealing with some back issues.

Throughout the year only Brett Clark and Eric Brewer have played in all 45 games. Injuries have cost Pavel Kubina, Victor Hedman and Matt Gilroy all to miss games.  Hedman is still out indefinately with his concussion.  That doesn't even take into consideration Mattias Ohlund being out all season with bad knees.  The injuries on the blue line are part of the reason the Lightning have struggled to gel as a defensive unit and are giving up 65 goals a game so far this season.

MAB is day-to-day (aren’t we all) and will be a game time decision for Friday’s game in Dallas.  This means that Oberg will probably get to watch another NHL game from the press box.  If he’s not going to play, why shuttle him back and forth like an inter-office memo?

Simply put, because they can.  I’m a little hazy on this, but from my understanding, since he’s on a two-way deal with the Lightning he can be recalled and reassigned as many times as they want without having to go through the waiver process. That allows the Lightning to shuttle him back and forth without risking losing him to another team.

Also, he’s got enough talent to play in the NHL (4 games with Vancouver) but he’s not vital enough to the future of the Lightning that missing action will stunt his growth. The Lightning have some prospects playing on the blue line in Norfolk such as Radko Gudas and Richard Petiot that you would think could benefit from NHL experience.  The problem is, as Oberg’s zero minutes of game time attests, is that they won’t play unless it’s an emergency.  In the meantime they would miss valuable minutes in Norfolk, a team that is actually fighting for a divisional lead (currently 4 points behind Hershey for the top spot in the AHL’s Eastern Conference).

What’s in it for Oberg?  Well money, of course. Because he has a two-way contract, it means he gets one salary when he’s on a NHL roster and another when he’s on a minor league roster.  According to Capgeek, his AHL salary is $65,000.  His NHL salary - $875,000.  So everyday he’s on the NHL roster he gets a pro-rated portion of that $875,000.  Not bad work, eh? That doesn’t even include his meal money when they’re on the road (which can be around $90 a day).

He also gets to practice with the big club and soak in the knowledge that comes with traveling and playing with veterans.  That can be important in helping him take the next step in his career.  Who knows, what he learns this year could be the difference between him making the club next year or spending another year in the minors.

Then there is also that remote chance that Coach Boucher calls his number during the morning skate and he gets to play a NHL game again.  Of course, that’s if he actually exists.

Trade Time! Card's That Is..

I haven’t declared 2012 a year of trading yet, but so far it looks like it’s turning out that way.  I’ve pulled off two already and am in the middle of a third.  Not bad for one month.  Since I’m not one for going in order, let’s break down the second trade first. 

Scrolling through the interwebs one day I noticed a Vinny Lecavalier on the Card Boarded site. I scrambled through my collection to see if I had anything even remotely close to value that I could offer Paul.  I found a Jimmy Howard Parkhurst rookie and a handful of other Red Wings cards.  Luckily enough he accepted and mentioned that he would throw in a couple of Lightning cards in addition to the Lecavalier.

First up the Vincent – 

 Oh parallel goodness – the Blue Mirror version of 2010-11 Leaf Certified.  Only 1000 more parallels to go to complete the rainbow!  This particular card is numbered 98/100…98 is his rookie year….eBay one of one!

Now for the Lightning “throw ins”

A trio of the Big Three from 2009-10 Artifacts. No team gets a higher percentage of goals from their top players than the Lightning.  I’d look up the numbers, but I’m feeling kind of lazy right now.

Three Score cards. Mike Smith – redeeming his career in Phoenix, Steve Downie cruising to lay the smack down on somebody who outweighs him by 30 pounds, and Dwayne Roloson making a save (so you know it’s from last season).

Dana Tyrell Black Diamond Rookie Gems.  The latest member of the Lightning’s walking wounded brigade, Tyrell suffered a lower body injury last Sunday against the Penguins and looks to be out for a few more games.

Finally….a surprise card that instantly becomes the front runner for 2012’s Card of the Year:

Daymond Langkow 1997-98 National Pride Die-cut #’d 207/1997.   This card is wonderful.  It’s die-cut, it’s serial numbered and most importantly it features the greatest uniform in Lightning history, the short-lived flame sleeves third jersey.  It features a pretty solid player as well.

Langow was drafted in the first round by the Lightning in 1995 and managed to play parts of 4 seasons with the Bolts before being traded to Philadelphia with Mikael Renberg for Chris Gratton and Mike Sillinger. He’s still in the league now having come back from a neck injury to skate in 39 games for the Phoenix Coyotes this season.

Paul – thanks for the trade!

Since I don't know how...

...to  load the SOPA protest page.  I'll copy "The Bloggess" and post this link instead.  #stopsopa

New Cards and Cheapshots - A Lecavalier-centric Post

It’s time for another card that I just added to my collection and a bit of a discourse on being a fan of a player who does something a bit underhanded and shady.

First up, we have the newest Vincent Lecavalier card. It is also the first Lecavalier card from the 2011-12 added to my collection. Thanks to eBay and to those folks who post auctions with no shipping charges.

Is this the face of a villian?

That is the 2011-12 Upper Deck Canvas version of Vincent Lecavalier’s base car.  Nice card of the Lightning captain making his way onto the ice. I’m 90% certain that the young fan over his left shoulder is rocking an O’s hat as well. 

The canvas parallels are definately one of the nicer parts of the set.  So nice that I hope they bring Masterpieces back as a set next year.

Onto the shady side of things.  While I was enjoying the Ravens victory over the Texans yesterday the Lightning were taking on the Pittsburgh Penguins in a meet up of two struggling franchises.  As typical for Tampa Bay as of late, the Lightning went down 3-0, rallied back to tie it at 3-3 and then, in the end lost 6-3.

To say Evgeni Malkin had him self a day would be an understatement.  With two assists and a natural hat trick, “Geno” showed why he could be a dark horse contender for MVP as the season rolls on.  However his offensive output isn’t what I’m writing about.

With about 8 minutes left in the game, Hopeful Chase man crush Vincent Lecavalier went to hit Malkin in the corner. The cagey Russian ducked out of the way and there was some contact at the waist/leg/knee level.  As they skated back up the ice, Lecavalier kept shoving and trying to provoke Malkin into dropping the mitts for a rarely seen superstar showdown.

Malkin refused to take the bait, but finally had enough and threw a shoulder into Vinny’s face. The two danced, a couple of punches were winged in the general vicinity of each other’s head and then everyone scrummed up.  As the two combatants were dragged apart, Lecavalier landed what can be nicely described as a surprise jab to the face, but is better known as a sucker punch.   Watch it develop here.

First off, I disagree 100% with the NHL on NBC folks.  I don’t think Malkin was “low-bridging” anyone.  He was just getting the hell out of the way.  Lecavalier didn’t talk to the media after the game, so we can’t be 100% certain as to what set him off.  Coach Boucher stated that Vinny thought Malkin went for his knees.  No one likes to have their knees taken out (one of the reasons Mr. Marchand is enjoying a five-game suspension) and Lecavalier’s reaction would indicate that.

Vinny isn’t a dirty player, but he is physical. He’s dropped the gloves in the past, the most memorable one being his throw-down with Jarome Iginla during the Stanley Cup run in 2004.  When he’s on his game, he’s throwing his body around and creating havoc in the offensive zone and that’s all he was trying to do in this case.

I can't believe this is almost 8 years ago- photo from Life

I honestly believe that he thought he was being clipped, but that doesn’t excuse the sucker punch at the end of the scrum. Perhaps he flashed back to the 2006 Olympics when Malkin was suspended for trying to kick him in the head, or maybe it was just the heat of the moment.

 I know the entire team is frustrated. Losing isn’t fun.  Waking up in last place isn’t fun. Playing from behind isn’t fun. Storming back from three goals only to go back down by two less than three minutes later isn’t fun.  It seemed that all of that just boiled over and Lecavalier entered that zone normally occupied by Steve Downie.

As a huge Lecavalier mark, it’s hard not being able to defend that punch.  I want to, I really, really want to lay all the blame on the Penguins.  Unfortunately, in this case it’s pretty black and white.  To be entirely honest, I’m surprised he didn’t at least get the $2,500 NHL slap on the wrist for his actions. According to Bob McKenzie, Vincent will not be subjected to any supplemental discipline from the league.  Dang, no Shanaban video.

It’s not like I’m going to sell off my Lecavalier collection. He’s still my favorite player, but now I’ve got to put up with fans of other teams and their snarky comments.  They already have his declining production, oversized contract and standing on the Sports Illustrated “overrated player list” in their ammo belts, now they have this.  Trust me, it won’t go away.  No matter how much money he donates to local hospitals, or how many times he’s up for the Lady Byng – some fans will label him a dirty player because of this incident (and if you’re a Canadians’ fan – his slash of PK Subban).

He can help alleviate some criticism by upping his performance on the ice - fans will forgive a player anything if he performs.  He could apologize, fans love them some apologies. Or, he can just ignore it and move on with things.  Chances are that the third option is the most likely.

It’ll be interesting to see how Lecavalier will be received in Pittsburgh when the Lightning head up there on February 12^th.  I’m assuming a lot will be determined by where the Penguins are in the standings. If they’re still struggling I’m sure there will be some animosity. If their healthy players are back and good times rolling, it’ll be a minor issue.  I also wonder if one of their tough guys goes after Vinny, perhaps a little Matt Cooke regression?

As a fan it sucks when your favorite player does something dirty, but it’s not the end of the world.  Single actions do not define their legacies, nor do they take away from past glory.  The best part of this story is that no one was physically hurt, just their reputations.

Let's end this on a good note.  Your Steve Downie photo of the week.  What an awesome Downie Mustache.

Auditioning for another Steve Prefontaine movie? Photo from SI.

The Collection Grows

I must say, Sundays are a bit sweeter when your favorite team advances to the Championship round.  It was ugly but effective for Joe Flacco and the rest of the purple-clad Ravens.  I'll enjoy the victory for a bit before thinking about next week.

In the meantime, let's catch up with a couple of posts about new cards for the collection. 

The first one came via an old eBay purchase from 2011.  After I received those cards the seller sent me an email asking if I'd like to be added to his weekly email list where he gave folks a chance to buy cards before he listed them on eBay.  I said why not and he did.  Every Monday morning he sends out a list of about 30 cards and until last week I didn't see anything that really caught my attention.

Last week was a bit different.  After a quick look I saw this beauty sitting in the middle of his list.

It's a 2008 SP Legen-wait for it-dary Cuts Memorabilia card for Eddie Murray.  Looks like Murray just laced a double to the left-centerfield gap on this one (note - no batting gloves on this one).  The back of the card talks about his 1984 season, but the photo is definitely from his second stint with the O's in the mid-90's.

Anytime you can get a Memorabilia card of a Hall of Famer that's numbered to 75, you gotta do it, right?

Back To Football - and Introducing the Joe Flacco Drinking Game

OK.  So we didn’t exactly light up the scoreboard with our picks last week.  For the record I went 1-3 straight up and 1-3 against the spread (thanks Tebow!).  Link went 1-3 straight up, but 2-2 against the spread as he correctly predicted New Orleans to cover the 6.5.

This week we’re going to continue to give you bad gambling advice while breaking down the second round games.  The lightweights are gone, the big boys are rested and it’s time to see if Tebow-mania is going to roll on.

First off, let me offer my condolences to Link’s Steelers, like a blind, three-legged dog with failing kidneys they were finally put out of their misery. I imagine a lot of changes are coming for that team this offseason.

When was the last time all four home teams won AND covered their spread? For me the biggest surprise of the week was the Houston blowout of Cincinnati.  I didn't think a TJ Yates-led team would dominate in a playoff game. Good for them! Will he pull off a shocker in Baltimore this week? Let’s find out!

Saturday 4.30 EST New Orleans (-3.5) at San Francisco

 If I’m reading the NFL stats right we have the number one passing offense going up against the 17^th best pass defense in the league. Drew Brees had a ho-hum 466 yard/ 3 TD performance against the Lions last week. He’s now thrown 28 touchdowns against only 3 picks in the 7 weeks since the bye week. That’s crazy good. However, the 49er’s did pick off 23 passes this season and Brees can throw ‘em in bunches when he’s harassed.

Some folks out there are making a lot of the fact that the Saints are an indoor team that might struggle outdoors.  Two of their three losses were outdoors (Green Bay and Tampa), but they also came early in the season before their offense really started clicking. The weather is expected to be decent so I don’t think it’ll be that big of an effect in the game.  I doubt the Saints will be able to run the ball much, but should be able to hit the short passes and bombs to put enough points on the board.

 As for the 49er’s on offense…..well it is Alex Smith.  He’s not exciting, but he doesn’t turn the ball over either, only 5 INTs on the season.  They rushed for about 127 yards a game so I’m guessing they are a ball control, let the defense win the game type of team.  I’m not going to lie, I haven’t seen too much of them this year. Not sure that gets it done against a team with the firepower of the Saints.

I’m going:

Saints 27, 49’ers 17


Now onto the marquee matchup for the day:

Denver at New England (-13.5)

There’s no way Denver wins this game, right?  Despite being heavy underdogs last week against Pittsburgh there were things that you could look at as being in the Broncos favor, namely a depleted and banged up Steelers team and home field advantage.  This week they are looking at a rested New England squad that has the AFC’s best offense and what should be a rowdy (i.e. well-lubricated) crowd.

There is no way the Patriots make the same mistake the Steelers did in letting Tim Tebow drop back and huck the ball down the field.  Link and I spoke earlier this week about that being the easiest throw a quarterback can make. I can see New England keeping their safeties back and forcing Tebow to complete 8-15 yard passes that require some sort of accuracy, something that he has trouble with. 

If Denver can run the ball, great let them run all day long.  Make them grind out 10 minute drives because you know Tom Brady can march down the field and score in 3 minutes.  As we saw when they met earlier this season Denver can’t keep up with them in a shoot-out. 

Patriots 28, Denver 13

On to Sunday

Houston at Baltimore (-7.5)

It seems the pundits are chalking this one up to a relatively easy Ravens victory.  I’m not so sure.  Granted, I think they win, but I have a feeling it will be an ugly, grinding 15-14 kind of game.  Instead of breaking it down I will give you, instead, the Joe Flacco drinking game:

Drink:

Every time Flacco checks down to Ray Rice
Every time Flacco overthrows Rice by 5 feet on a swing out pass
Flacco overthows Torrey Smith by inches on a 50 yard bomb
Dennis Pitta has to leap 3 feet in the air to haul in a 3^rd and 8 reception

Shot: 

Flacco hits Smith on a 50 yard bomb for a touchdown
You realize Flacco hasn’t completed a pass to a wide receiver in a quarter and a half
Flacco scrambles like a new-born calf on roller skates for a first down
Flacco takes a delay of game penalty
Flacco throw a deep pass into the end zone to draw a pass interference penalty…and gets the call
Flacco completes 8 passes in a row to raise his completion percentage to 50% on the day

I kid, I kid.  I like Joe Flacco and think he’s a better quarterback than critics give him credit for.  I look for Ray Rice to have a typical productive day and the defense feasts on a couple of T.J. Yates turnovers.

Bonus Chug:

Ed Reed attempts a lateral after picking a pass off.

Baltimore 17, Houston 13

The final game of the weekend and a pretty good matchup

New York at Green Bay (-8.5)

The key matchup is going to be the Giants pass rush against a banged up Green Bay offensive line.  If they can get penetration (heh, heh penetration) and fluster Aaron Rodgers they can make it a long day for Mr. Discount Double Check.  Like Brady in New England, Rodgers has plenty of options to throw it to, but it’ll be hard to hit Jordy Nelson when he’s laying on his backside.

On the other side Green Bay gives up a ton of yardage(411 per game) but also creates turnovers (31 picks and 7 recovered fumbles). So I wouldn’t be surprised to see Eli throw for 350 yards but also turn the ball over 4 times. 

By the way, nice move by the Yankees picking up Michael Pineda.  Now their pitching staff is almost as good as the Rays.

Packers 27, Giants 21

Due to a project at work (that required multiple cover letters for TPS reports) Link wasn't able to get to his side of the discourse.  He did however provide his picks)

New Orleans -3.5
New England -13.5
Houston +7.5
Giants +8.5

Time to Sell? The Lightning at the Half-Way Point

Now, more than ever, it looks like the chances for postseason are sliding away for the Tampa Bay Lightning. On Tuesday they take on the Western Conference leading Vancouver Canucks at the newly christened Tampa Bay Times Forum (it will always be the Ice Palace to us) fighting for their postseason lives.  While no games are must win until facing elimination, every game from now on is pretty damn important.

 The Bolts return from a road trip through Canada that started with high hopes.  Having won three straight at home prior to departing, a solid road trip would have launched them into the thick of the playoff race.  Alas, it wasn’t to be so.

They return to Tampa with nothing more than a couple of new stamps on their passports and some new faces in the lineup.  Three straight losses and zero points have dropped the Lightning to thirteenth in the Eastern Conference.  They are now closer to last (3 points ahead of the Islanders) than playoffs (9 points behind the decimated Penguins).  With forty games gone in the season it’s starting to look like they will be sellers at the deadline.

Looks like someone is scared of Mr. Downie - Getty images Graig Abel

No one on the team or in the organization will admit that they aren’t planning for the playoffs, but it’s time to be realistic. Even if they take advantage of the home-heavy portion of the schedule, there are five teams in front of them that they have to leapfrog.  If they do manage to pull that off then they are sitting in the seventh or eighth seed and staring down a first round matchup with the Rangers, Bruins or Flyers.

Still, the fans on the internet call out for GM Steve Yzerman to trade for a stud goalie, a top-six forward and a top-four defenseman.  It’s not going to happen.  The individual cost of any one of those types of players is going to be astronomical as the season marches to the trade deadline (48 days and counting!).  During his short reign in charge Yzerman has made it quite certain that he isn’t interested in trading the future for the now. 

Blowing up the farm system (i.e. Carter Ashton, Brett Connolly, the Russians or Dustin Tokarski) for a goalie or a rental forward is going to do more damage to this team in the long run than missing the playoffs this year.  The goal of the owner and the front office is to put together a team that is successful for a long run. In that process there will be bumps in the road, this year obviously being one of them. There is no need to sacrifice what has been built because of a temporary detour.

Last year’s deadline deals cost them Ty Wishart, a 23-year old defenseman who might be a career AHL’er , and Brock Beukeboom who may develop eventually but is still years away from making an impact in the NHL.  Neither player was considered an integral part of the Lightning’s future so they were exchanged for pieces that helped solidify a much better product than what is on the ice this year.

Those types of deals won’t make the 2011-2012 Tampa Bay Lightning Stanley Cup contenders.  Trading for Corey Schneider or Tuukka Rask sounds like a good idea at first, but there is no guarantee they are going to perform to the level that they have displayed with their current teams.  If the Semyon Varlamov trade is the starting point for young goaltending talent then it’s a non-starter.  Yzerman is not going to sacrifice a first and second round pick for goalies that have performed well, but haven’t proven anything. Especially since both goalies are Restricted Free Agents next summer and could be heading for decent raises.

Josh Harding has been another name bandied about the internets, but one would wonder how he would perform outside of the Wild’s defensive system.  More likely, if Yzerman is going to address the goaltender situation, he is going to target a veteran backup such as Johan Hedberg or Evgeni Nabokov to ride out this season and then start over in the off-season.  Would that be an upgrade over what they have now?  Probably not and it would be making a move for the sake of making a move, something Yzerman isn’t known to do. So face it Lightning fans – Roloson and Garon are the team going forward.

As for the blue line, it seems that every GM in the league is searching for a top-four defenseman heading into the second half of the season.  That demand is going to drive up the market at well, with sellers looking for young controlled talent or draft pick. Which leads into the next discussion – if the Lightning aren’t buying this season what are they selling?

Yesterday, in an email to a couple of friends I picked the top three members of the team likely to be packing their bags at the deadline.  They were:

Exxxxxxxcllllluuuusssive!

Pavel Kubina – Since the injury to Victor Hedman, Kubina has stepped up and filled the role of the physical blue-liner that everyone wants to add at the deadline.  He still can’t skate his way out of a paper bag, but he provides twenty-plus minutes of defense and a heavy shot from the point.  With the competition for available defensemen expected to be heated he could draw a second round pick or a decent prospect in return.  As an unrestricted free agent at the end of the season, it’s unlikely that the organization would be bringing him back anyway so they might as well get some value for him.

Prety much the only Malone photo ever needed.

Ryan Malone – If only he could stay healthy his value would be much higher.  Malone still has 3 years left on his contract at a $4.5 million cap hit.  However, for a team with cap space his contract isn’t that bad.  In actual salary he is scheduled to make $3 million, $2.5 million and $2.5 million over the life of the contract.  Not bad for someone who plays the physical game in front of the net.  Clearing that cap room could help the Lightning bring in a decent free agent in the off-season. If a club is offering a 2^nd round pick and a mid-level prospect I’m sure Yzerman is listening.

One of these guys can be had at the deadline. And it's not the little one.

Brett Clark – His numbers are down a bit from last season, but for a team needing some depth on the blue line he could be a fit.  Clark playing ten minutes a game is more effective than Clark playing twenty minutes, a role he’s been forced into with the injuries suffered by the Lightning.  For a fourth round pick he could be had.

Other names that could come up in trade talks would be Mathieu Garon, Dominic Moore, Teddy Purcell and Adam Hall.  Teams looking for depth could take a flyer on any of those players and help themselves make a playoff push.

Whatever happens, expect Steve Yzerman to make the best of the situation.  Take for example, the Blair Jones trade. Jones was a role player and was turned into a young defenseman that fits the Guy Boucher model – a smooth-skating puck mover.  I would expect similar moves going down the stretch.  And hey, most of the moves have worked out in the Lightning’s favor so far so why not trust in Yzerman?