Monday, September 27, 2010

A Quick Contest.

As i perused the internets at work this afternoon, on my 15 minute break of course, I stumbled across the below picture on Puck Daddy. It's everyone's favorite 51 goal scorer from Tampa Bay - Steven Stamkos.

The young center was part of a Vanity Fair photoshoot by Buffalo Sabres goalie Ryan Miller. Also involved in the netminders photo spread were Patrice Bergeron of the Bruins, Montreal's Mike Cammalleri, young defenseman Drew Doughty of the Kings and the Rangers Goalie, Henrik Lundqvist.

Does this mean the goalie who led the US to the 2010 Olympic Silver Medal is trading his pads for a new Nikon? Unfortunately for the rest of the NHL the answer is no. It's a one time promotion for the NHL's Hockey Fights Cancer charity. The entire photo shoot is available at Check it out.

Because I have nothing out to write about today I figured I would jot down as many captions as I can think of in 5 minutes, a la Tosh.0

Here we go.....

My Name is Steven Stamkos and I approved this ad.

Hi. My name is Steven and I'm an Acquarias. I enjoy long walks on the beach, puppies and slap shots from the top of the circle.

I don't feel so good. Do I look a little pale?

Hey Vinny, I don't have to take my shirt offto get in a magazine.

Ryan, can I put my arm down. I think it fell asleep. It's all tingly.

You want to see my poker face? My p-p-p-poker face? (sorry)

That's all I got.

Now it's your turn. Best caption as voted by me and a select group of others will win something. I don't know what, but something. The winner will be announced friday.


Captain Canuck said...

after a tantrum, and his mum fixing his hair with a kleenex spit bath, little Steven finally relented to having his picture taken in the sweater Grandma made him.

Dani said...

My name is Steven. Not Steve or Stephen with a ph, and I feel completely comfortable in this oversized collared slate grey knit sweater and purple tie. Can you say the same for your attire?

dogfacedgremlin said...

Would you be mine? Could you be mine? Won't you neighbor?

mmmrhubarb said...

It was only after looking at the finished photo that Steven noticed white deodorant marks all over the right side of his sweater.

BA Benny said...

Hi, my name is Steven and I am not a department store manequin but I play one on TV. I also stayed at a Holiday Inn last night.

bergeravs23 said...

Hi I'm Steven Stamkos, and if it was up to me, we'd only play hockey in these sweaters

Justin G. said...

Excellent entries so far. Keep them coming! Oh wait, all of my readers have already commented. Uh oh!